So figured I’d tell you guys ‘cause it’s funny.
I guess I have Bells Palsy. It’s temporary, and the medicine they gave me should make it go away in like a week, but because I can’t move one side of my face, every time I smile, I inadvertently make a Jim Halpert face. Because it includes being unable to move my lips and my eyebrow.
Reading the Seven Pillars of Wisdom.
If I can get through Infinite Jest, I can get through this!
Not dead, just really really really really really hungover.
Also, I lost my cell phone somewhere in that city.
Do my homework? NAHHHH! Not when I can take unflattering pictures of myself from two years ago and photoshop them into pictures of celebrities. Man, I love college.
By that I mean, remember that time I joined in on their twosome and we all photobombed each other at various awards shows?
